cook poison

me: then u gt any good suggestion?

fren: do penang d. more high class

me: ok. ur dad open wat company d?

fren: my dad.. open pork 1. u wan come?

me: no. i juz interview u jiu can liao. more convenient than al-farah!! XD

fren: i help u

me: u how help me??

fren: tell u how to cook non halal food

me: chew!! i oso knw la

fren: u knw how to cook 1 meh??

me: juz throw in 1 pork jiu non halal liao ah..

fren: that call cook poison!! cook like a witch!!

me: very genius leh me? praise me praise me. ^^

fren: tat not genius. knw how to make pork baru genius

me: tat easy la. use flour only ma. just like vege pork.

fren: tat not pork

me: pork la. look porkly, smell porkly, taste porkly.. then jiu pork la

fren: no. if indo-maid look like u, then u r a maid?

me: no. cant compared human with food

fren: same same nia

me: then if i eat pork, u look like that pork, can i say i eat u?

fren: no. eat human meat is against the law d

me: same same nia

hahaha. laugh die me le. XD

tonight i think dao a lot of genius things lo. al-farah, library, canseleri, faculty..

all also near near 1. can save money~ XD (wan save money dao siao liao!! =p)

P/s: wat topic can we choose ah? ><"